22 7 / 2014

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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22 7 / 2014

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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22 7 / 2014

fitness-food-and-fandom:

So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

these are amazing

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22 7 / 2014

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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22 7 / 2014

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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22 7 / 2014

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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22 7 / 2014

englland:

sexting

englland:

sexting

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22 7 / 2014

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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